Lance Greenfield

Caroline wrote: "Hi, Lance! Thank you for the friend-vite! : ]"

My pleasure. I love reviewing (honestly and true to my opinion despite the trends!) and I love writing. Please visit my blog, lancegreenfield.wordpress.com, especially the little, amusing ditties on the Titbits page. Well, they succeed on making most of my followers COL (Chuckle Out Loud)..

Hi, Lance! Thank you for the friend-vite! : ]

Lance, I hope you had a Wonderful Valentine's Day!!

Thank you for adding me as a friend, I cant wait to get to know you better. Freaky fact, an office desk has 400times more bacteria on it then a toilet.

Thank you for the friend invitation Lance. I look forward to reading your book next.

I'm happy to include you as a 'friend' and look forward to sharing the Goodreads experience with you.

Thanks, Lance. (Sorry for the delay -- my sister had a baby the day you posted on my profile and I'm still catching up.)

Thanks for the friend-vite, I look forward to sharing the Goodreads experience with you!!

Talking books and tat's my fav's :)

Jo Ann ❤ wrote: "wow!
I like your new author profile. "

Thanks Jo Ann ❤

I really hope that you'll like my first stab at an anthology, or a published book of any kind, when it eventually comes out. I really am working hard on finishing it off!

In the meantime, have a few little chuckles at my short stories at the bottom of my profile.

wow!
I like your new author profile.

Sarah ~Literal Hottie~ wrote: "CONGRATULATIONS, you made it to Wednesday.....the half point of the week.....only a few more days and you will get to the weekend.....now that deserves a little happy dance surely????



Happy Hump Day my Lovely!..."

Gosh! I didn't realise that today is hump day!

I have obviously been away from Plymouth for far too long! Enjoy it while you can.

CONGRATULATIONS, you made it to Wednesday.....the half point of the week.....only a few more days and you will get to the weekend.....now that deserves a little happy dance surely????





Happy Hump Day my lovely xx

Pleased to make your acquaintance. Thanks for the invite! :)

Sarah ~ Literal Hottie ~ wrote: "Lance Greenfield wrote: "No. I was stationed at HMS Thunderer - RNEC Manadon - Crownhill. It was closed down years ago.

I did go out with a Wren from HMS Raleigh though. She was a cook/chef called..."

It's funny looking back on it!

Cdr: Who are you?
Denise: (jumping up, totally naked, standing to attention and responding) Wren Clarke, Sir, HMS Raleigh!

I could've died!

Cdr: See you at 8 o'clock in my office, Mister Mitchell!
Me: Yes sir.

Lance Greenfield wrote: "No. I was stationed at HMS Thunderer - RNEC Manadon - Crownhill. It was closed down years ago.

I did go out with a Wren from HMS Raleigh though. She was a cook/chef called Denise Clarke, who was g..."

Lol, that'll teach you for sneaking her in!!! Amsterdam was wonderful thank you and the sex museum was a real eye opener, as was the red light district!!! Beautiful city though. :)

No. I was stationed at HMS Thunderer - RNEC Manadon - Crownhill. It was closed down years ago.

I did go out with a Wren from HMS Raleigh though. She was a cook/chef called Denise Clarke, who was gorgeous. Her presence in my cabin at 3 am when the Commander came knocking on my door led to disciplinary action: just a reprimand. If she'd just stayed under the sheets and not [automatically] sprung to attention when he walked in, I'd've got away with it!

Ahh you must have been stationed in HMS Raleigh/Devonport Dock yard then, my father was there also.....small world.

I promise I will check out your short stories soon but I am off to Amsterdam on Tuesday so I won't be on GR for a little while.....I'm not sure how I will cope, I'm a complete GR addict!! :)

Thanks for the friend invite Lance. I look forward to chatting books with you ;)

Chloe wrote: "Lance, enjoyed the reviews slipped in a long file from Goodreads into my inbox today. xx C"

I finished Girl Trade a few days ago. I gave it 4 stars as I really enjoyed it. I usually write my reviews straight away, but I am extremely busy with work. I am currently in Munich. On Saturday I am going to our company HQ in Naples, Florida, for two weeks.

You might say, "How wonderful!" But I will be working hard, including weekends and evenings. I am presenting some deep technical training to new colleagues from around the world. We will have fun, because I am leading, but I won't have time to write my glowing (cheeks!) review, until I return. Sorry about that.

Sammy wrote: "Hey Lance, I just noticed that you reply back to people on your page, but goodreads doesn't notify them so they never know that you replied. If someone sends you a message on your profile, you have..."

To the first spoiler:
YEUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the second spoiler:
OMG!!!!!!!!! I'll be right over. Keep it warm!!!

Hey Lance, I just noticed that you reply back to people on your page, but goodreads doesn't notify them so they never know that you replied. If someone sends you a message on your profile, you have to reply back on their profile page ;oD
Happy Hump Day
(view spoiler)[ (hide spoiler)] hehehehe

Thanks for being such a wonderful goodreads friend!!!

Lance, enjoyed the reviews slipped in a long file from Goodreads into my inbox today. xx C

Hi Chloe.
I have read and reviewed at least three of your books, and given you a sideways mention in my review of another book where I know you made a cameo appearance on the cover.
Hopefully, you will reciprocate with a review of my first ever publication when it hits the streets this summer.
Your writing both arouses me and makes me laugh!
Best wishes,
Lance

I received a list of your reviews at my email address today and was impressed by the quality and range - Sebastian Faulks is also one of my favorites, along with Milan Kundera, Gabriel Garcia Marques....and on and on. I am looking forward to seeing one of my novels on that list one day x

Sammy wrote: "Happy Sexy Sunday Lance!!!

"

GOSH!!! When can I expect you round my angel?!?!?!?!

Happy Sexy Sunday Lance!!!

Stacia (does not squee) wrote: "Next time I need any sort of terminology researched, I know who to come looking for! I had no clue that the word drug was used so far back."

Not a problem. My Dad always encouraged me to query everything and to get to the root of anything that I did not understand. I love finding out...

Next time I need any sort of terminology researched, I know who to come looking for! I had no clue that the word drug was used so far back.

Lance Greenfield wrote: "Caroline wrote: "Hey Lance! I have to inform you AND PLEASE! don't 'look' at it in a 'bad or unpleasant' way....it's just that uhmmm....how can I tell this..it's just that I'm
not much
into F/F..."

ahahahahaha okay...*whew* LOL! ~.^ :D

Caroline wrote: "Hey Lance! I have to inform you AND PLEASE! don't 'look' at it in a 'bad or unpleasant' way....it's just that uhmmm....how can I tell this..it's just that I'm
not much
into F/F romances or erot..."

Not offended at all. I didn't think I was either, but somebody recommended thus one to me, and it's a shortie, so I thought I'd give it a go. I was pleasantly surprised!

Hey Lance! I have to inform you AND PLEASE! don't 'look' at it in a 'bad or unpleasant' way....it's just that uhmmm....how can I tell this..it's just that I'm not much into F/F romances or erotica AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! even M/M....*sigh* I'm just not into them hahahaha any sort of 'gay' stories even if it's a triangle and the other is bi-sexual etc. (LOL), ALL OF THEM....I'm just NOT INTO THEM....that's all, Thank You! LOL! (I hope you didn't get offended or something....I hope you understand LOL :-\ :-| :-/ >.<)

Thank you Lance for the invite, I look forward to chatting with you:D

Happy Valentines Day

Sammy wrote: "Lance Greenfield wrote: "I love your book shelf title:
smokin-hot-drippin-wet!!!

I really hope that my first anthology ends up on this shelf when it is published. I would be honoured and delighte..."

A few months ago, I was trying to initiate a discussion on scales for judging erotica, rather than reviewers just saying this is S-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O HOT!!!!!

Pardon me, for I am a statistician.

My proposals were:

Heat factor from iceberg cold to volcanic eruption.
Moistness factor from Kalahari Desert to Niagara Falls.

I am sure that you could do better. Perhaps you would like to initiate such a discussion on one of the groups of which you are a member?

I'd be excited to find out what your friends think, and I would be aiming to hit the top of every scale that you all invent....

Lance Greenfield wrote: "I love your book shelf title:
smokin-hot-drippin-wet!!!

I really hope that my first anthology ends up on this shelf when it is published. I would be honoured and delighted!"

Oh Lance you are too sweet. It's so exciting that you are writing erotica and that you hope to make the Smokin Hot Dripping Wet Shelf! Just remember women love lots of foreplay and details. Nice long love scenes with lots of tongue, fingers and ----..LOL...Hahahaha. Please let me know when your book is finished. I would love to read it!

Oh, goodness, I am so sorry for the delay in responding to your friendvitation, which came with one of the best challenge-question answers I've ever received. I hope you're well and definitely look forward to getting to know you and your reading habits!

Thank you for the friend invite Lance. See you around GR!

Thanks for the friend request :)

Thanks for the friend request. Really liked your challenge answer. Look forward to discussing a lot of books with you.

thanks for friending!!

Marie wrote: "Hi Lance, thanks for the friend request—I love reading almost everything so I'm sure we'll both find more books! Conversations are much more interesting when people don't agree 100% don't you think..."

You are right. You should see the comments on my review of The Magic Mountain!

Hi Lance, thanks for the friend request—I love reading almost everything so I'm sure we'll both find more books! Conversations are much more interesting when people don't agree 100% don't you think? :)

Lance, thank you for the friendship.
Stay naughty,
Savannah

Hey Lance! :) Thanks for adding me to your friends! Did you really want to be my friend or did you just want 69 friends? Inappropriate, Meghan!...Sorry Lance. :p

Hi Reiko.
Thanks for the comments. Much appreciated.
I hadn't realised that my writing could be so thought-provoking!
One important factor that you missed: how much did it turn you on (if at all)? You could send me a message to answer that, if you like.
Are you taking a look at An African Massage?
Cheers,
Lance

Hi, I read your "on the Altar". I was very impressed by variety factors on this story.
It starts with poetic and solemn atmosphere, and then moves to "naked" on the altar, bringing me to surprise.
Antitheses there, Sacrament and Beast, Ideal and Reality, and so on. I felt that we would be just only a creation which is thinking too much.

Lisa wrote: "Happy birthday, Lance!!! Have a wonderful birthday weekend."

Thanks Lisa!

Happy birthday, Lance!!! Have a wonderful birthday weekend.

Thanks for the invite Lance.. me adventureous? Id like to think so..tho I do tend to think things threw first before I do something..comes with age I suppose LOL! Looking forward to chatting with you you seem to have a very positive look at life :D