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“So you killed him with what now?"
"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”
― Married with Zombies
"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”
― Married with Zombies
“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once”
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― Married with Zombies
“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.”
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― Married with Zombies
“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”
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― Married with Zombies
“Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.”
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― Married with Zombies
“Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.”
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― Married with Zombies
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.”
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― Married with Zombies
“Thank God for the second amendment.”
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― Married with Zombies
“I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.”
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― Married with Zombies
“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.”
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― Married with Zombies
“You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?”
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― Married with Zombies
“Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.”
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― Married with Zombies
“Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.”
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― Married with Zombies
“Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Um, didn’t Mythbusters once do an episode about how you couldn’t use sheets as a way out of prison?” I laughed. “I don’t remember if they busted it or not.”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies
“Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know?”
― Married with Zombies
― Married with Zombies